be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
I couldn’t believe that holding that happened afterwards.
That didn’t feel like the unattached man I came to see.
"You don’t feel like the same man, I came here to be with"
“That’s a conversation for another time”
But I couldn’t believe what was happening, who I became when I was with him.
A strange emotional ride, I didn’t want to get off because I had tricked myself into thinking this is what love looked like.
Ash and Pikachu!
Toddlers in Tiaras!
The Nerdy Boy From ‘The Sandlot’ and the hot life guard (couples)
Mario and Luigi
Woody and Buzz
Spongebob and Patrick
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Unite!
Captain Jack Sparrow
and my personal Favorite:
I forgot how much I love good porn.